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6 hours agokinggarbagex-vongola 274 notes#SPANNER #khr

stupidshinji:

My icon is also the expression that I permanently have on my face.

6 hours agoflaregruntbakagin 82,333 notes#its true #honest to god

daftlypunk:

i hit my coworkers shoulder lightly and he was like “you’re going to make me cry like a girl” and i was like “what’s wrong with being a girl?” and he was quiet for a moment then he looked into the distance and whispered “the social standards they’re forced to live by”

21 hours agomoney-makes-me-hornydaftlypunk 75,380 notes

macabrekawaii:

itscalledfashionlookitup:

When people compare the greatness that is The Simpsons to other animated shows like Family Guy it makes me want to set myself on fire

I went on a date last year and jokingly said “Don’t ask me I’m just a girl” and giggled at a 35 year old man thinking he’d get the reference and instead he said “that’s what I like to hear.”

23 hours agomandarinkimsandandglass 495,520 notes

bramblepatch:

What if Scooby Doo is a really dedicated fursuiter and the rest of Mystery, Inc can’t tell whether Shaggy is playing along or if he is genuinely too stoned to realize that his best friend is not literally a talking dog

23 hours agofailedyetibramblepatch 44,565 notes

transanalogyhoppip:

holy fucking shit i’m so sick of seeing this post with the credit taken off it

it’s a series by Tammy Rae Carland titled Lesbian Beds and deals with representation and intimacy really well and you’re stripping it of that just for your ~aesthetic~ holy fuck

23 hours agohipsterminkgaywitches 93,339 notes

lggyzalea:

freshmen advice: y’all know bout high school musical right?? well that shit is legit. better get practicing. everyday at lunch we go hard af. stick to the status quo.

23 hours agomisteroriharalggyzalea 160,542 notes

beahbeah:

this website SAVED MY BRAIN when i was a stressed out college student who couldn’t stop flipping out long enough to prioritize. quite a few of you are still suffering through college so i hope this helps you too!! c:

23 hours agoezoolbeahbeah 120,805 notes#college
for-peace-equality-justice:

delving-into-mallory:

misogyny-mermaid:

zeroknight10:

misogyny-mermaid:

salsapone:

nowyoukno:

Source for more facts follow NowYouKno

I already saw a feminist view this in a negative light.

HOW THE FUCK CAN THIS BE NEGATIVE???

"MUH TEACH MEN NOT 2 RAPE!1!!11"
"MUH VICTIM BLAMING1!11!"

I’m going to cry because this could save lives and put rapists behind bars, but this still isn’t good enough for feminists.
WHY ARE YOU SO FUCKING ENTITLED???

Literally Feminism is equal rights for all genders you cave man.

That feminist is probably upset because they think it makes people paranoid or something. But paranoia isn’t bad. Keeps us alive, right?
I’m agreeing with misogyny-mermaid.
- Nebby

for-peace-equality-justice:

delving-into-mallory:

misogyny-mermaid:

zeroknight10:

misogyny-mermaid:

salsapone:

nowyoukno:

Source for more facts follow NowYouKno

I already saw a feminist view this in a negative light.

HOW THE FUCK CAN THIS BE NEGATIVE???

"MUH TEACH MEN NOT 2 RAPE!1!!11"

"MUH VICTIM BLAMING1!11!"


I’m going to cry because this could save lives and put rapists behind bars, but this still isn’t good enough for feminists.

WHY ARE YOU SO FUCKING ENTITLED???

Literally Feminism is equal rights for all genders you cave man.

That feminist is probably upset because they think it makes people paranoid or something. But paranoia isn’t bad. Keeps us alive, right?

I’m agreeing with misogyny-mermaid.

- Nebby

1 day agohere-booker-catchnowyoukno 214,143 notes

charleypollard:

i want female villains whose backstory don’t revolve around men breaking their hearts or wanting to be more beautiful than another girl  i want female villains who are evil for the fun of it and i want female villains with tragic backstories that don’t revolve around men i want female villains with backstories and motives just as diverse and complex as male villains i’m so sick of female villains who are only motivated by men and girlhate

1 day agomandarinkimsteveeugenecarlsberg 176,420 notes

kiyotka:

being able to draw is like having so much power like ………. you could…..draw  yourself making out with ur favorite character and no one can stop you 

1 day agomandarinkimkakyaoin 165,507 notes

apple-str1der:

tips for new freshmen!

  • no one cares about anything
  • walk on the right side of the fucking hallway 
  • dont sit in the back of the bus you gotta earn that. maybe next year, champ.
  • stop screaming. we’re all tired and miserable. 
  • GIVE ME MY LUNCH TABLE BACK 
1 day agoseaprincefukamiapple-str1der 56,902 notes

captainarlert:

misterampersand:

terou-chan:

a-tardis-at-downton:

annabatesinamaidsoutfit:

hannahismyharto:

chelseawelseyknight:

cassbones:

Has there ever been a more perfect human being?

Slay

Literal queen

I will cry when she dies.

She won’t die. We’ll do all those sacrifices and shit.

Wouldn’t backwards “expialidocious” start with an “s” sound?

Nope. Totally not backwards. Just and anagram.

She switched the beginning and the end, she didn’t actually say the entire thing letter by letter backwards

1 day agocaptainarlertbritneyaddiction 54,129 notes
primateculture:

anyone want to try this?

primateculture:

anyone want to try this?

1 day agodonkeyjokesprimateculture 5,119 notes
lifehackable:

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